Will Klumpenhower

7 Reasons Why the U.S. Will Win the World Cup

Nov 19, 2022

It’s time for the World Cup! It’s been eight years since the U.S. last appeared in the most-viewed tournament on Earth, and they are going to win it. Here are seven reasons why: 1. They have ...

The Avs Play Tonight at 7

Nov 14, 2022

Hello welcome back the Broncos lost again who cares. Does anyone really want a recap of yesterday’s game? It was bad and uninteresting, and that’s all there is to say about it. Even if the ...

The NHL All-Name Team

Nov 07, 2022

One of my favorite things about hockey is how international it all feels. While Canada is not exactly the most exotic country in the world, the league makes up for its bland North American setting ...

Broncos Calling

Oct 31, 2022

Wins are precious in Broncos Country of late so I’ll leave out the whining for now. We won! The Broncos still feel like an extension of last year’s melancholy edition, but at least we can bask in ...

Broncos Lost Again Who Cares

Oct 26, 2022

There is not much to be gained from reviewing a game started by the backup quarterback. The Broncos are bad with Russell Wilson at quarterback and just as bad without him. I have not learned anything ...

“Everything I Touch Gets Ruined”

Oct 19, 2022

We’re six games into the season, which gives us a pretty good gauge on which teams are good, which teams are bad, and which teams sow despair in the hearts of 22-year-old college students in Denver ...

Can’t Beat a Dead Horse

Oct 10, 2022

I’ve finally gotten around to writing about that debacle that took place on Thursday evening. Lord, was that bad. It didn’t even feel real, more like a dream - a dream of bad football, brought on ...

Aaron Judge and the Real Home Run Record

Oct 06, 2022

On Tuesday night, Yankee slugger Aaron Judge hit his 62nd home run of the season. That’s an awful lot! Oh, what a hullabaloo there was! The stadiums were packed. The media coverage was incessant, ...