Will Klumpenhower

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My Body is an Engine that Runs on Frijoles

Mar 23, 2021

College is a time of exploration, a time where young men and women forge into the great unknown to find themselves, and possibly a career (haha!). It’s also a great time to experiment with life- a ...

America’s National Park Problem

Mar 18, 2021

Our National Parks, tragically, have lost their sense of discovery. America is a country built on the knowledge of The Enlightenment. We may have “In God We Trust” emblazoned across our ...

Nolan Arenado is Gone

Jan 30, 2021

I didn’t want to have to release this article. If you’re reading this, that means it’s happened. I wrote this article a while ago, hoping it would never see the light of day, that the people ...

A Eulogy for the Denver Broncos

Jan 11, 2021

An ode to the Denver Broncos' ill-fated 2020 campaign. It hurts because it is designed to hurt. There is one winner, and 31 losers. This year, my team is one of the losers. The Denver Broncos’ ...

The Event Center Must Be Renamed

Nov 18, 2020

CCU’s sporting arena and house of worship has a boring name. Let’s change it. Stadiums can be as iconic as the teams that occupy them. Fenway Park. Allen Fieldhouse. The New York Knicks play ...

A Football Team of US Presidents

Nov 02, 2020

With Election Day upon us, former heads of state have put aside their differences and come together on the gridiron. What fun this shall be!  Welcome everyone to my first article for this ...