Will Klumpenhower

Has the Ride Started Yet?

Sep 19, 2022

I can’t recall the last time I felt so demoralized after a Broncos win. I had hoped in the preseason that Russ’ corny “Broncos Country, let’s ride” maxim would become a silly little ...

How to Deal with a Social Media Crisis

Feb 06, 2022

In the 21st century, an quality online presence is invaluable. More and more, brands are working to curate compelling social media profiles. Will Klumpenhower is a burgeoning public relations ...

Joel Osteen is Stuck on his Back Like a Bug

Oct 11, 2021

CM - Houston megachurch pastor Joel Osteen was admitted to Houston Methodist hospital yesterday afternoon with a curious malady. The minster of Lakewood Church was discovered in his bedroom ...

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My Body is an Engine that Runs on Frijoles

Mar 23, 2021

College is a time of exploration, a time where young men and women forge into the great unknown to find themselves, and possibly a career (haha!). It’s also a great time to experiment with life- a ...

America’s National Park Problem

Mar 18, 2021

Our National Parks, tragically, have lost their sense of discovery. America is a country built on the knowledge of The Enlightenment. We may have “In God We Trust” emblazoned across our ...

Nolan Arenado is Gone

Jan 30, 2021

I didn’t want to have to release this article. If you’re reading this, that means it’s happened. I wrote this article a while ago, hoping it would never see the light of day, that the people ...