“Everything I Touch Gets Ruined”

Oct 19, 2022

We’re six games into the season, which gives us a pretty good gauge on which teams are good, which teams are bad, and which teams sow despair in the hearts of 22-year-old college students in Denver ...

Can’t Beat a Dead Horse

Oct 10, 2022

I’ve finally gotten around to writing about that debacle that took place on Thursday evening. Lord, was that bad. It didn’t even feel real, more like a dream - a dream of bad football, brought on ...

Aaron Judge and the Real Home Run Record

Oct 06, 2022

On Tuesday night, Yankee slugger Aaron Judge hit his 62nd home run of the season. That’s an awful lot! Oh, what a hullabaloo there was! The stadiums were packed. The media coverage was incessant, ...

Josh McSpygate Gets Revenge

Oct 03, 2022

It’s never a good day when you lose to that god damned black and silver team the Raiders. I’m not going to sugarcoat that. It sucks. It feels like toenails in your ice cream. But I’m not too ...

Extreme is for Everyone

Sep 29, 2022

The thought of extreme sports conjures up mental images of young men realizing their dreams of performing jaw-dropping feats to swarms of eagerly awaiting spectators. It’s a sport for the few and ...

Corliss Waitman, Superstar

Sep 26, 2022

This is better! It’s not good, but it’s better. I know the Broncos only scored 11 points, but that’s okay. Remember, the Broncos’ offense is only a baby offense, developing timing and ...

Has the Ride Started Yet?

Sep 19, 2022

I can’t recall the last time I felt so demoralized after a Broncos win. I had hoped in the preseason that Russ’ corny “Broncos Country, let’s ride” maxim would become a silly little ...